Making History Since Nineteen-Nordy Four



Dana Gray has been banned from attending the Sweet 16 Reunion after he was seen gallivanting around town with President Barack Obama this weekend.

When asked why he would betray his class president like this Dana replied that his loyalty is to one man and one man only: Obama.

“I refuse to salute Chico,” Dana said. “Chico is not MY president.”

At this point class officers are convening in a closed door session where they will reportedly charge Dana with war crimes, treason and label him as an enemy of the state.

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Rettig has announced he is growing out his tail for the reunion. “I have to do it,” he said as tears streamed down his face this morning. “The tail was synonymous with everything our class was about: awesomeness, the Purple Hallway and weightlifting.”

Larry said by the time the reunion hits the tail should be down to his mid-to-lower back. “I’d like to get it past my knees, but it’s a little late for that,” he said.

If all goes well he may cut it off at the Sweet 16 so we can either (1.) Hand it out as a door prize or (2.) Induct the tail into the Wachusett Hall of Fame. “Ideally, it would be both,” Larry said. “The tail will forever go down in Wachuset history as one of the greatest accomplishments of all time.”