Larry Rettig will be appearing on the new FOX game show, “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?”, on Thursday night at 9 PM.
As you know Larry is currently on probation for lying and cheating to our class. He told so many lies that our class had to severely punish him.
If Larry wins a lot of money on Thursday he will be off probation. Also, he must donate half of his winnings to the Class of 1994. That money will be used to cryogenically freeze Chico’s bag “Fred.”
In addition, Larry must thank our class on national television for making him who he is. Without us he would be nothing or he would probably be dumber than a fifth grader.
February 28, 2007 at 4:41 PM
I can’t wait to cryogenically freeze Fred. He is the best bag ever.