THE BEST CLASS EVER

Making History Since Nineteen-Nordy Four

CAMO LAMBO CLASS O 94

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AFTER HIS PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT ON THE TV SHOW, “ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?”, LARRY RETTIG HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY TAKEN OFF OF PROBATION.

LARRY HAS ALSO BEEN PROMOTED TO CLASS CZAR. IT IS A NEW POSITION THAT LETS LARRY DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WHENEVER HE WANTS.

FOR ANYONE WHO MISSED IT, LARRY WON $100,000.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOWEVER, HE THREW OUT MAJOR PROPS TO OUR CLASS DURING HIS APPEARANCE. IT IS PAYING MAJOR DIVIDENDS FOR US, SERVING NOTICE TO OTHERS THAT WE ARE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.

HE PUT US ON THE MAP NATIONALLY. THIS IS THE EXPOSURE WE NEED TO PUT US OVER THE TOP.

SINCE LAST NIGHT THE NUMBER OF RECRUITS WANTING TO JOIN OUR CLASS HAS MORE THAN TRIPLED! OUR INBOX IS FULL OF EMAILS FROM PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD WANTING TO JOIN US. WE ARE GROWING STRONGER BY THE SECOND!!

WE HAVE BOOKED LARRY FOR A VICTORY TOUR IN TWO WEEKS. HERE IS HIS ITINERARY:

MONDAY, MARCH 12 (ARRIVAL)

  1. LARRY’S FLIGHT LANDS (7 AM)
  2. PICTURES ON THE TARMAC (8-10 AM)
  3. AIRPORT LIMO RIDE TO RUTLAND (12:30-2 PM)
  4. LARRY MEETS WITH RUCHALA AT OVERLOOK FARM TO FEED GOATS AND HENS (3-8 PM)

TUESDAY, MARCH 13

  1. PHOTO SHOOT AT GOODHILES (10 AM-12 PM)
  2. LARRY WAVES TO CARS IN FRONT OF ORBIT PIZZA (1-2:30 PM)
  3. AUTOGRAPH SESSION AT WONG DYNASTY (3-7 PM)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14 (RUBBER ROOM APPRECIATION DAY)

  1. LARRY APPEARS ON HOLDEN CABLE ACCESS CHANNEL 11
    TOPIC: THE RUBBER ROOM
    LIVE INTERVIEW CONDUCTED BY JOE KALINOWSKI (5-10 PM)
  2. LARRY LEADS “SAVE THE RUBBER ROOM” SILENT PROTEST (11-12 PM)

THURSDAY, MARCH 15 (BAR CRAWL)

  • LARRY WILL BE GUEST BARTENDING AT THE BLUE PLATE, 140 RENDEZVOUS, AND VAL’S RESTAURANT & PIZZA (7 PM – 1 AM)

FRIDAY, MARCH 16 (MAGNET DAY)

  • LARRY WILL BE HANDING OUT HOLDEN MAGNETS AT HESS GAS
    STATION ON MAIN STREET, HOLDEN (12-9 PM)

SATURDAY, MARCH 17 (DEPARTURE)

  1. LARRY AND RUCHALA GO TO DAVIS’ FARMLAND TO FEED LLAMAS AND DUCKS (5-9 AM)
  2. LARRY PICKS APPLES AT STERLING APPLE ORCHARD (10 AM-1:30 PM)
  3. LARRY DEPARTS (2 PM)

NOTE: LARRY’S ITINERARY WILL NOT INCLUDE STOPS IN PRINCETON OR PAXTON SINCE THERE IS NOTHING TO DO THERE.

*If you are unable to catch Larry this time around, please note that he will be back in October. We have received word that Larry has been chosen as the Grand Marshall of the Wachusett Homecoming Parade. He will be in the lead car, the Camo Lambo!

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