Our class is riding a wave of good fortune. Just two days after Doug Laidlaw set the keg stand record, his brother went out and destroyed it!!
It happened last night when Dave “JOOONES” Laidlaw called in the big horses (Reyo Matthews, John Dudley, Broham Brant Harmon, Mike Lewis, and Chris Nobile) to talk about raising the bar up a notch.
At the eleventh hour JOOONES decided to go for broke. He returned to the historic site where his brother set last weekend’s record.
What he did will be remembered by all for years to come. He proceeded to shatter Doug’s record by more than three seconds. It now officially stands at 46.928 seconds.
Here is how it went down:
JOOONES: My brother needed a little slice of humble pie and I served it to him with a side of revenge. As you know, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Class of 1994: What do you mean?
JOOONES: All Doug did over the past three days was run his mouth. Well, I shut his trap. He was talking to all the media outlets about how he was the greatest. He never once acknowledged the Class of ’94. That is BS!
Tonight I let my body do the talking, baby
Class of 1994: Could you explain to everyone why you held your four fingers up as you broke the record?
JOOONES: Definitely. I admit I was showboating a little. It’s a dangerous maneuver – no one has ever done a keg stand with one hand before. Until now. That is my signature move. Just like Ric Flair has the figure four leg lock, Stone Cold Steve Austin has the stunner, and the Undertaker has the Tombstone. I have the one hand keg stand.
But more importantly, I wanted to hold up the fingers to let everyone know that this victory was not just for me, but for the Class of 94. Four fingers for four years of dominance. Tonight that dominance continued.