THE BEST CLASS EVER

Making History Since Nineteen-Nordy Four


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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

Today our class has so much to be thankful for. We are still, after 15 years, The Best Class Ever. Bar none.

When we graduated in 1994 many doubted that we would continue our dominance for this long. They said we were washed up. We were overrated. We were running on empty. Those same people will be eating crow for dinner tonight.

But today is not about them. It is about us.

And how great we are. This week many have called and e-mailed and written class headquarters to let us know how much we mean to them. Below is just a glimpse of the thanks we have been receiving:

“Your entire class got an A in project adventure! Congratulations on making history! The Class of 94 rules!”
– Dr. Pandiscio
“I always make enough food on Thanksgiving for 1,994 people. That is how much your class rules!”

– Ruth Briggs


“We rule so bad and so much I still wear my Wachusett track jersey to work, on dates and out in public. Every day of my life. I refuse to ever take it off.”

– Josh Kingdon

“Every morning when I wake up the first thing I do is thank the good lord above for having the privilege to teach your class. And then I put on my Zubaz pants and Zubaz muscle shirt and Zubaz hat.”

– Coach Jackson

“LET’S GOOOOOO GRREEEENNNNNNIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!”
– Stidsen


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NEW NAME FOR BEST CLASS EVER!!!

Over the past decade Dan Nordberg has dedicated himself to giving a new name to The Best Class Ever.

Late Friday night Nordy received word from the Library of Congress, the U.S. Patent Office and the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals that his hard work has paid off.

The Class of 1994 will now permanently be known as 19-NORDY-FOUR.

Coinciding with this name change the class slogan will be changed from “Let’s Go Greenie!!” to “Nordy By Nature Not Cuz I Hate Ya!”

This solidifies Nordy’s position in the pantheon of Wachusett greats, vaulting him ahead of stalwarts such as Dave Fudeman, Tim Ethier, Scott Stidsen, Larry Rettig, Tim Crockett, Ryan Sweeney, Matt Buma and Megan Hehir.

In a press release Nordberg said he did not do this for himself, but for the betterment of the world and more importantly our class. “Clearly it is more fun and easier to say ’19-Nordy-Four’ than ‘1994’, especially for foreigners who visit America,” Nordberg said.

Nordberg also noted that these changes give our class much needed respect. “We will no longer be looked at as paper champions,” he said.


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KATIE HEWSON SCHOLARSHIP BENEFIT


It is hard to believe that that it has been over three years since Katie Hewson passed away at such a young age, but since then her family and friends, including our own Jamie Hewson, have paid tribute to her memory by holding an annual scholarship fundraiser that celebrates Katie’s life.

They are doing so again this Saturday and we are asking that the millions of members and supporters of The Best Class Ever show their support whatever way they can.

The easiest and most fun way, of course, is to attend the fundraiser. It is at our class’ old stomping grounds – Wong Dynasty – which reopened last month.

Here are the details of the event:

THIRD ANNUAL KATIE HEWSON MEMORIAL SCHOLARSHIP FUNDRAISER

When: Saturday, November 7 at 7 PM

Where: Wong Dynasty at 176 Reservoir Street, Holden, MA 01520

Cost: $20 cover charge (gets you the best appetizers in town, free photo op with your Class President Chico Vader and the musical accompaniment of the hottest DJ around)

All proceeds go to the Katie Hewson Memorial Scholarship which helps local students pay for college.

For those can not make the event, but would still like to donate to the fund pleas contact Stacey Klein at staceyj79@hotmail.com or Rebecca Groccia at ralmonte11@yahoo.com .

Any questions about the scholarship can be directed to Jaime Hewson at jhewson@elevationexhibits.com

And for those who have not read about Katie’s death please visit our old blog post at http://bit.ly/4DweqF.


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MIKE VS. RAY


Ray Allen’s 30 point game on Monday night – 28 in the second half – against the Chicago Bulls was truly one for the ages.

With two seconds left he hit the game winning three to tie the series and give the Boston Celtics life in the best of seven series.

For anyone who watched, Ray and his UCONN counterpart, Ben Gordon, went head to head in the second half trading basket after basket in a shooting display reminiscent of the Larry Bird/Dominique Wilkins scoring duel in Game 7 of the 1988 Eastern Conference semifinals.

Yet, immediately following the game the Internet was abuzz, not with talk of Ray Allen’s performance, but of another basketball great – Class of ’94 hardwood legend Mike Senckowski.

Dave Wuth called Ray Allen a poor man’s Mike Senckowski, writing on his Facebook page that “Ray couldn’t carry Mike’s jock strap. Plain and simple.”

Chris Tremblay wrote that Senckowski was the best there was, the best there is and the best there ever will be. “Ray Allen never put up 37 on Milford,” Tremblay said. “Mike Senckowski did. And I was there.”

Brant Harmon placed Senckowski in a class all by himself. “If I was forming a basketball team to win a championship, Senckowski would be the first person I’d pick,” he said. “I wouldn’t even consider Ray Allen.”

With all this controversy we are asking you to decide.

WHO IS THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER: MIKE OR RAY?


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BEST NEWSPAPER ARTICLE EVER!!

THIS ARTICLE, WHICH APPEARED IN THE WORCESTER TELEGRAM & GAZETTE EARLIER THIS YEAR, PROVES OUR DOMINANCE IS NO FLUKE!!!

Class of ’94 claims ‘best ever’ title
By Sandy Meindersma CORRESPONDENT
Although some alumni might disagree, Chris Kazarian calls Wachusett Regional High School’s class of 1994 “the best class ever.”
Fifteen years after Mr. Kazarian and his peers graduated, a group of classmates remains committed to promoting class spirit, even to the point of “trading” certain class members for members of other classes.
To stay in touch, Mr. Kazarian, who was class president, has established pages on MySpace and Facebook, naturally under the title “Best Class Ever.”
He also keeps a blog that chronicles the activities of class members.
Mr. Kazarian readily admits that he was the class clown, and that much of the information is written tongue-in-cheek, poking fun at one classmate or another.
“I like to have fun with it — hence the odd stories and boasts of being the best,” he said. “But I also think it is important that beyond simply having fun, for us collectively to give back to the community we grew up in.”
For the third year in a row, the class collected food and funds for the Wachusett Food Pantry. “We chose the food pantry because of their direct impact to the community,” he said.
Mr. Kazarian, who lives in Falmouth, said donations were down from last year’s high of 20 bags of groceries and $175 in cash, which he attributes to both the difficult economy and to the December ice storm.
“Hopefully it will compel other classes to do their part, because no matter how big or small, every little bit helps, whether they donate to the food pantry or another charitable cause that helps the Wachusett community,” he said.
In addition to its collection for the food pantry, the class has collected donations for a classmate’s sister whose home was destroyed in a fire and for a scholarship fund in memory of another classmate’s sister.
Ruth L. Briggs, treasurer of the Wachusett Alumni Association, acknowledged that the class of 1994 has a lot of class and school spirit, but said other classes might dispute Mr. Kazarian’s claim.
“The class of 1960 is really incredible: They keep track of everybody, and the classes were really big back then,” she said. “And the class of 1959 is working on planning its 50th reunion.”
Mr. Kazarian hopes his claims of being the best class and the class’s mission of giving back to the community will inspire some of the more recent graduates to give back as well. “It’s fun to have reunions, but it’s nice to give back to the community where you grew up,” he said.


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CHEEZER SLEEPS THROUGH CHRISTMAS!

In a stunning series of events, Craig “Cheezer” Paradis slept through Christmas this year.

“I don’t know what happened,” Cheezer said when woken at 8:15 this morning by his roommate Chris Nobile.

Here is what we do know:

At 5:30 PM on Christmas Eve, Cheezer contemplated going to Wong Dynasty before he was alerted in a text a half hour later from Brant Harmon that Wong is no longer open.

He then, from wire reports, made a bacon and cheese omelette for himself before baking a batch of chocolate chip cookies he placed on the counter, along with a glass of two percent milk, for Santa Claus.

After eating the omelette he played shirtless Guitar Hero for the next hour and a half.

Shortly after 9:30, he was tucked into bed by his roommate. “I’ve been a good boy this year,” he told Nobile.

Those were the last words he spoke for nearly a day and a half. He woke up this morning, sleeping nearly 36 hours. That is a class record and one of the top five-marks set by any man, according to the Guinness Book of World Records.

As to how he slept that long, Paradis was unsure but attributed it to the following:

  1. Nobile didn’t wake him up like he normally does.
  2. He was dreaming of sugar plums dancing in his head.
  3. He forgot to set his alarm.
  4. He was tired.
  5. He did it for our class.

The last may be the most important reason, Cheezer admitted. And if need be, he said, he will sleep even longer if it means our class finally getting the respect it deserves.

“I will sleep forever if I have to,” Cheezer said this morning while still in bed. He rubbed his eyes several times before putting his head back on his pillow and taking a quick nap, proving just how much he loves the Class of ’94.


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THIRD ANNUAL WACHUSETT FOOD PANTRY DRIVE

“If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.” – Bob Hope

We are down to the wire and still need your help in making this year’s drive for the food pantry more successful than the last.

All we are asking is for you to drop off one, or two, cans of unused food that may be in your kitchen cupboard or cabinet between now and Friday.

Should you prefer to make a tax-deductible donation, checks can be made out to the: Wachusett Food Pantry.

You can drop off donations through this Wednesday until 5 PM at Carrie’s Creation at 788 Main Street, Holden MA 01520.

If Wednesday does not work for you then you can still donate through Friday evening by dropping off your donations at the home of Megan (Hehir) Marshall at 27 Tanglewood Road, Sterling, MA 01564. Tanglewood Road is off South Nelson Road which is off of Beaman Road.

Thank you for everyone who has donated so far. We hope if you have time that you will donate just one can or a box of food as residents are in need of the pantry’s services now more than ever.

And remember whoever donates the most to this year’s drive will receive: (1.) Free admission to our next reunion (2.) An entry on our blog (3.) The respect and admiration of your peers.

Anyone can donate – not just people in our class. We would appreciate it if you forward this to friends and family who might be interested in helping.

We hope you all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!


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2ND ANNUAL KATIE HEWSON SCHOLARSHIP FUNDRAISER

This Saturday the 2nd Annual Katie Hewson Scholarship Fundraiser is being held at McFadden’s Restaurant Saloon on 50 Front Street, Worcester.
These are the main details:
  • Time: 5 to 9 PM
  • Tickets are $20 at the door
  • There will be games, raffles and prizes as well as a cash bar

For those that do not know this is a memorial benefit for Katie Hewson who lost her life last February (2007) to a tragic accident in St. John.

The event will help raise funds for a scholarship that has been set up in Katie’s memory. Last year they held a similar benefit at the Crowne Plaza Hotel and raised $11,000 and are hoping to match, if not surpass that total.
You can read about Katie’s life and the charity (from a Landmark article) here on our class blog:

Should you need directions please call McFadden’s at 508-755-4339 or go to the following website:

www.mcfaddensworcester.com/directions.php

Those who can not make it, but would like to make a donation should contact Rebecca Almonte at ralmonte11@yahoo.com

Those who have questions about the scholarship should contact Jaime Hewson at jhewson@elevationexhibits.com

Any questions about the event or if you have a prize donation, please contact Stacey Szeidler at staceyj79@hotmail.com or Laurie Gillis at lgillis@hhcc.com.

And for members, and supporters, of the Class of ’94 here is a reminder of our dominance:


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FRED SPEAKS

(Above: Class President Mo Cheeks with Fred at a recent alumni art gala to preserve the Rubber Room)

After months of negotiating with his agent, manager and handlers, Fred finally opened up to the media in this tell-all interview, following the Columbus Day parade in Holden on Monday where Fred acted as the Grand Marshal. This is the second in a two-part series on the greatest bag that ever lived.
Q: IT’S BEEN QUITE A YEAR FOR YOU.
FRED: Not just for me, but for bags throughout the world. I think any time a bag such as myself gets recognition it can only be a plus for my people.
Until recently, bags didn’t get the respect they deserved. But without us how would people carry necessary items like shampoo, deodorant, heart burn medicine and books? With shopping carts? Too cumbersome. With hands? Too weak.
I just want us to get the respect we deserve. It’s long overdue. The days of shoving us in the closet, under the bed or in the back of the car are long gone.

Q: INDUCTION INTO THE 2008 WRHS HALL OF FAME, 2008 ASSOCIATED PRESS BAG OF THE DECADE, COMEBACK BAG OF THE YEAR IN 1993, 1994 MOST VALUABLE BAG, ALL-STAR BAG TEAM 1990-94. WHAT DO THESE AWARDS MEAN TO YOU?


FRED:
Look man, I’m not in this for personal recognition. Never was. The awards are nice, but I just want to do my job. I don’t display them or nothing. I keep them in a closet.

You have to understand, this is bigger than me. This is about the Class of ’94. I’m just glad to be a part of something special.

Q: BUT YOU CAN’T SAY YOU DON’T ENJOY THE PERKS.

FRED:
Last night, I was sitting on the first baseline, two rows behind the Red Sox dugout when they beat the Tampa Bay Devil Rays in game five of the ALCS. Two out, Youk on second, J.D. Drew at bat, 3-1 count. I was on the edge of my seat.
I admit I never would have been at the game if it weren’t for the things I’ve done in my life. But it also comes with the territory. Being a member of the Class of ’94 has its privileges.

Q: DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO GO INTO THE CLUBHOUSE AFTERWARDS?


FRED:
I signed some autographs for Big Papi. Got a pic with Pedroia and chatted a bit with Beckett. They sprayed champagne on me. It was pretty remarkable. You could see the intensity on their faces.

Q: WHEN YOU ARE IN THE LIMELIGHT LIKE THAT DO YOU EVER HAVE THE TEMPTATION TO MOVE ON?

FRED:
I’ve had my chances before. I was on set as a consultant for Spike Lee on “Inside Man.” I worked with three other bags used in the bank robbery scenes, trying to show them how a bag would act in that situation and how much money they would hold.

On one of the first takes, Spike had them full of cash, about $300,000 each, but I told him that much weight – no matter what kind of bag you are – would tear at the seams. It just wasn’t feasible. Thanks to my advice we reshot that scene, added a fourth bag, and each bag had a more realistic $200,000.
When the movie wrapped, Spike asked me if I would work with him on his next film. The money was great, but I turned it down.
Just last night Papelbon asked me after the game if he could bring me with him to Tampa. I would be carrying his uniform, including his jersey, mitt, cap. You name it. He’s a future Hall of Famer. I declined.

I’m way past those days of living life in the fast lane. Now I’m more comfortable doing charity events like pounding some flesh at class reunions, taking pics at alumni events and speaking at Homecoming to the younger bags about the dangers of drugs and alcohol.

Q: WHAT KIND OF BAG ARE YOU?
FRED: A big bag.

Q: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
FRED: Give me anything and I can hold it.

Q: WHAT IS THE MOST YOU’VE EVER HELD?

FRED: 17 hardcovered textbooks, 3 paperback books, a Sony Walkman, a fake mustache, soccer shinguards, a frisbee, a discus, eye black, Binaca spray, Mr. T Halloween mask and a bunson burner. About 78 pounds. That was a typical day for me.
Q: WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING YOU’VE EVER HELD?
FRED: Dana Gray’s hair.

Q: THAT WAS AFTER HE LOST TO LARRY RETTIG IN THE 40-YARD DASH JUNIOR YEAR.

FRED: I was the finish line.
Q: WHAT HAVEN’T YOU DONE?
FRED: Lost. That’s why I think it was fate that I became a part of the Class of ’94.
Q: I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH FOR YOU. BUT CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE DAY YOU SAVED CHICO’S LIFE?
FRED: Next question.

Q: THERE ARE RUMORS YOU ARE WASHED UP.

FRED: I don’t respond to rumors. You want to put a book in me, put a book in me. Just don’t insult me.
Q: WHAT IS NEXT?
FRED: When and if I go, I’d like to be cryogenically frozen and placed in a display case at the entrance of WRHS. I am donating some of my parts – my zipper, a few stitches – to science so future generations can learn from me.
I live by the mantra: if we don’t learn from history, we are doomed to repeat it. I think that’s why I’ve been so successful. And I hope the bags that grace the halls of Wachusett once I’m gone can learn from me as I have learned from those that have gone before me.


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WRHS HALL OF FAME

Note: This is the first in a two-part series on one of the greatest bags to ever grace the halls of Wachusett – Fred.

This week the Wachusett Alumni Association announced its slate of inductees for the 2008 Wachusett Hall of Fame. Topping that list was Fred, the bag owned by senior class president Mo Cheeks.

As many of you know, Mo Cheeks purchased Fred in the fall of 1991 from the Wachusett book store. “I needed a bag to carry my books in,” Mo Cheeks explained. “Up until that point, I carried my books in my hands and when my hands were full, I used my arms.”

The cost of Fred at the time? $37.23, which in today’s market, adjusting for inflation, would have equaled $58.37. “Whatever the price,” Mo Cheeks said, “it would have been a steal.”

Fred’s legacy is well known to members of the Class of ’94.

He averaged seven books per day at the height of his career, carrying a record 12 on May 28, 1992 during final week. It is a record that stands to this day.

“It’s just so fitting that on the 12th anniversary of that amazing feat that Fred finally gains the recognition he deserves,” Doug Laidlaw said in a phone interview. Laidlaw was one of the lucky few to hold Fred during his time at Wachusett. “I will never forget the moment Mo Cheeks let me carry Fred. I remember it as if it was yesterday. Mo Cheeks had to scratch his head because it was itchy. And he had to put Fred down. Well, as many of you know, Mo Cheeks never put Fred down. He would rather lose his right arm in a wood chipper. So I offered to hold him for a few seconds. It was the greatest moment of my life. I didn’t wash my hands for the rest of the year.”

Pat Tinsley called Fred “the big ticket. He was the real deal. They just don’t make bags like that anymore.”

During his junior and senior years, Fred never missed a day of school. “The most remarkable aspect of that run was the fact that Mo Cheeks never used a locker those two years,” an astonished Amanda Fish said.

In additon to books, Fred held hair gel, a calculator, a ruler, Wachusett track shorts, a contact lens case, knee pads, foot powder, nail clippers, swimming goggles and a mustache trimmer. “He will be the bag by which all other bags will be judged,” economics teacher Mr. Jaquith said.

“A bag like that only comes along once in a lifetime,” valedictorian Diana Carlson said.

But perhaps Fred’s greatest legacy will be a moment few had the chance to witness. Right after Mo Cheeks pulled the trigger and unloaded the dough for Fred, upperclassmen looked at him with envious eyes.

“Fred was the subject of both hostage and death threats,” class historian Adam Porcaro recalled.

Those threats became a reality in February, 1992 in an after-school melee that will never be forgotten. Mo Cheeks was heading to the buses when he was accosted by the bad boy crew of Matt Conley, Brian Bergeron, Steve Dzik, Pat McNamara and Tom Bull. They demanded he turn over Fred. “I had nowhere to go,” Mo Cheeks admitted. “So I ran.”

He led them on a chase that went through the dungeon up the glass staircase to the second floor of the halls of Wachusett High School. Fred never left his side. “Most bags would have given up,” Porcaro said. “But Fred is not most bags.”

Standing in front of the guidance offices above the entrance to the school, Mo Cheeks and Fred nearly met their match. He was surrounded on all sides. He threw Fred down the staircase and then jumped after him. “The whole way down, Fred broke my fall,” Mo Cheeks said. “I nearly hit my head on the staircase several times, but Fred was there to cushion the blow. He saved my life.”

Fred received a Medal of Bravery for his heroics that day. Looking back, Pat McNamara admits that he and his cohorts were out of line. “We never should have been there that day,” he said. “We just wanted a great bag. We thought if we had Fred, our class would be considered the best ever.”

But Fred never let that happen. Thanks to Fred, the Class of ’94 has maintained its standing as the best class ever. “Sometimes you forget just how important he was,” Porcaro said. “But in the final analysis, Fred will always be synonymous with our class and the success we have achieved.”

The second part of this series will ask “what’s next?” in an exclusive interview with Fred who has never spoken publicly before. He will talk about what he’s achieved, what the hall of fame award means to him and where he is going.